1.
G_ImmGanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
D_who was very rarely stDable.
D_HeidDeggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar
G_who could think you under the tGable.
G_DGavid Hume could out-consume
C_Schoppenhauer and HCegel.
D_And WhDittgenstein was a beery swine
G_who was just as sloshed as ScGhlegel.
Ref:
D_There's nothing NiDetzsche couldn't teach 'ya
_ 'bout the raising of the wrist.
GD_SGocrates, himself, was permanently piDssed.
2.
G_John Stewart Mill, of his own free will_G
D_On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill._D
D_Plato they say could stick it away,_D
G_Half a crate of whiskey every day._G
G_Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,_G
C_And Hoppes was fond of his dram._C
D_And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart._D
G_ "I drink, therefore I am."_G
Ref:
D_Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;_D
GD_A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed._GD